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From Here to Eternity

Aries:

If you were born on this day in 1876 Germany will invade Poland. Otherwise you will be fruitful and multiply.

Taurus:

Best not venture outdoors today. Actually if you can help it, don't even get out of bed.

Leo:

Today is a perfect day. Nothing can touch you. It's sweet as!

Cancer:

Careful what you say to the boss today. He's having trouble at home with the missus. Beware of the crab approaching Uranus.

Gemini:

You're up shit creek without a paddle but if you manage to get through the month unscathed it's highly likely that you will live to be 97.

Virgo:

Beware of creeps bearing gifts and poltergeists.

Sagittarius:

You're going to die.

Capricorn:

Anything could happen and it could be right now. The choice is yours, to make it worthwhile.

Scorpio:

Be suspicious of men in white overcoats with clipboards. If you see 'em comming, run for it.

Aquarius:

Water, water, everywhere. But not a drop to drink!

Pisces

You will meet a tall dark stranger who will either be someone you know or the guy next door. Take care. Too many broken hearts have floated down the river!

The other one:

You don't seriously believe in horoscopes do you?

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