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Lately I've become inundated with emails from some lovely Russian girls who would like to get to know me better. The first one came in from Audra Jackson which I had to admit didn't sound particularly Russian.....
To You.....
Greetings from Russia, city St.Petersburg to you dear friend!!!
I hope that you will read this letter with interest and answer to me soon.
I don't know how I can start my letter to you.
I HOPE THAT YOU WILL READ THIS LETTER VERY ATTENTIVE!!!
FOR THE FIRST!!! THIS LETTER FROM INTERNET DATING AGENCY!!!!!!
I GAVE THEM THIS LETTER AND TO ME HAVE TOLD THAT THEY WILL SEND LETTER TO SINGLE MAN IN EUROPE.
This letter will be short, I think.
But if you will answer to me I will write more about me and about my life.
My name is Ewgenija . I'm from Russia, city St.Petersburg.
I sent my pic to you, so you can see me. I hope that you will like it.
I'm 27 years old woman. My Birthday on March, 13, 1981
The purpose of my letter: I will get the Visitor Visa on July, 2008.
I want to arrive to Europe, but I have no any friends or relativies who
can meet me on airport. I really hope that you can do it for me.
Probably we can develop our relations also.
So, please, write me on my E-MAIL: marinapopova.marinapopova@fromru.com
I hope that you will have interest after reading my letter.
Also I have interest also. Please tell me:
1 - Your name
2 - Your city
3 - Your age
4 - Send me your photo also
Ok, I will close for now, but I will wait your answer so much!!!
I really hope that you will give me chance to have meeting!!!
Waiting for your answer,
Yours friend Ewgenija from St.Petersburg
So is it Audra, Marina or Ewgenija? Never mind on to the next spam tramp, a lengthy missive from "Truman Keyes" which not only doesn't sound Russian it doesn't sound particularly feminine either:
Hello not the man familiar to me!
I understand that you are surprised now that this letter has come to
you. But I ask you to spend 5 minutes of your time and read it and
perhaps it will change and your life and mine. At first I wish to be
present. My name is Anastasiya. I am 27 years old. I live in Russia in
the Kazan. I am not married and never was married. I have finished
school and arrived in medical college. I finished it and then I went
to work in hospital but I never carried to find for me a man and but I
wish to be with a loving man. In the evening I am watching TV and saw
that in Russia there are 30000 000 women which live without men and
that there are so many marriage agencies which have so many addresses
and such agency can help to find a man for women. I went to one of
such agency and addressed to them with the request that they could
find for me the man they spoke to me that this service paid and that I
should to pay about 1000 roubles. At first I thought that it
expensively for me but then I thought and solved that money for me it
not important that I want to be happy I want to love I want to have
the relation and I want to have a happy family and I gave this one
thousand rubles. And they suggested me to make the acquaintance with
the man from other country. I have solved if I could not find the man
from Russia I should search the man from another of the countries. And
they gave me yours e-mail the address and spoke that you search to
yourself the woman. I took all data and went to the cafe Internet-cafe
because I am not able to use well the computer and it is a big cost
for my payment from work. I came to the Internet-cafe and asked that
to me created the address e-mail that I from it could write you the
letter. And here now you can see my letter. I wrote you it with hope
that you will answer. I took two photos that you could see my
appearance and to solve for yourself completely would you like to
begin dialogue and relations with me. Only I ask you at once look at
the photo esteem the letter think and solve precisely would you like
to have correspondence with me? I don't want to be a friend, It is not
necessary I am ready for serious relations. Very necessary to love, to
give my love for MAN and creation of a family. It is possible I ask
you very fragile person if want to have serious relations write me
tell me If you are not necessary to you I will understand you. And
still I wish to speak to you that on a photo I turned out not so well
as I did these photos at home and they turned out not so well as
professional but you see me such as I look in a life. And you can
precisely define such woman as I is necessary to you or not. Very big
request Also would like if you nevertheless are interested in me that
write to me about yours e-mail where we with you could speak and a
little good photos you have gone to me. Here like and all that I
wished to speak with you and now I only needed to wait from you for
the answer and I hope that you will write that to me if I was not
pleasant to you or serious relations are not necessary to you let to
me know. The lonely woman from Russia Anastasiya.
I hope your new friend well I hope that I can become for you friend
Anastasiya! Can you send me you photo and story life on my e-mail: loveanastasislim@gmail.com
P. S. My photo and all data are in archive. My e-mail: loveanastasislim@gmail.com
.....and then there was this one from Paulette Jones, or is it Liliya, or Nataliya?
Hello Pleasant My stranger!!!
HI !
I want I shall tell to you from the first letter that is very glad to see from you the answer not looking on that as you will have impression on this read letter.
I think it is necessary to be presented now.
My name is Nataliya.
Me now 27 years...
I
Think that there has come time when each person in this world reflects to create happy family for a birth in the future of remarkable children which will be surrounded with caress and care of parents.
You now probably will ask me: why I write you to the first the letter???...
I Can answer at once.
I t would be desirable the very first to start to exchange letters and to look at your reaction.
I think that on it while will suffice.
Write I shall be very glad to communicate.
Write me the letter on mine e-mail: Krasavanatysik@gmail.com
So it will be easy for me to communicate with you...
If you to me will be not not answered my letter with me to understand you.
Russian girl Nataliya.
"Latisha Crain" sent me this one which looks uncannily similar to the first one. Both from St. Petersburg, both 27, etc. maybe they're related.
I need to hear from you soon!!!
Greetings from Russia to you dear friend!!!
I do not know how I can start my letter to you.
But I hope that you will read this letter with interest, YOUR HAPPINESS IS POSSIBLE IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HOPE THAT YOU WILL READ THIS LETTER VERY ATTENTIVE!!!!
PLEASE, IT WILL TAKE ONLY 5 MINUTES, BUT PROBABLY MY LETTER WILL
CHANGE YOUR LIFE...........
FOR THE FIRST!!! THIS LETTER FROM INTERNET DATING AGENCY.
I GAVE THEM THIS LETTER AND TO ME HAVE TOLD THAT THEY WILL SEND LETTER TO SPAIN.
This letter will be short, I think.
But if you will answer to me I will write more about me and about my life.
My name is Marina. I'm from Russia, city St.-Petersburg.
I have blond hair, green eyes. My measurements: 32B - 24 - 34, Height: 5 ' 2 ",
Weight: 115 lbs
I'm 27 years old woman. My Birthday on April, 05, 1981
The purpose of my letter: I will get Visitor Visa of UK on August.
I want to arrive to UK, but I have no any friends or relativies who
can meet me on airport. I really hope that you can do it for me.
Probably we can develop our relations also.
So, please, write me on my E-MAIL: marina.1glazdovskaya@gmail.com
I hope that you will have interest after reading my letter.
Also I have interest also. Please tell me:
1 - Your name?
2 - Your city?
3 - Your age?
4 - Send me your photo also?
5 - you Would like to meet the woman for love?
Ok, I will close for now, but I will wait your answer so much!!!
I really hope that you will give me chance to have meeting!!!
Waiting for your answer,
Yours friend Marina from Russia.
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